I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

rose are red violets should be purple

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Do the roar!

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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