Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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