Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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