So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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