- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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