What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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so how about that irline food

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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womens rights

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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