What do you call your mom? Mom

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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A man named Carl walks into a bar and sees another man named Ed who has purple skin and is holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other. Carl approaches Ed and asks, "Why is your skin purple and why are you holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other?" Ed replies stating, "Well its actually a pretty funny story. I was sailing near cape cod and a saw a large whale jump out of the water, and that gave me a really good idea. So I sailed home immediately and wrote a very detailed novel about my days in Vietnam. The book was a success and I was able to make a large amount of money. However, unfortunately I became addicted to cocaine and wasted all of my money and had to live on the streets. Since then, I have cleaned up my act and am working again and have a house. I decided to treat myself to a night out and so I came here and painted myself purple. Then, I found this chinchilla and policeman's helmet on the floor and decided to hold onto it until I find the owner. Now that I think about it, that story isn't very funny. I apologize." Carl then accepted the apology and the two had a drink together and are still good friends today.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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