A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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can you touch your toes? no

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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2 + 2 = fish

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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so...um, yeah

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Anti Joke

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