- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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