- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

I like school Said no one ever.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

A French man gets into a fight

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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