- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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