- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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