- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Your life

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

I was watching Fox news.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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