- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Haha, I get it..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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