Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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