A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

So I was walking down the road today

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Knock Knock The doors already open

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

OIO

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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