What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

drew edminstin is a rat

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Get some flipping new jokes people

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

The dewey decimal system

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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