Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Canadians

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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