Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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