- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

so the weather's nice...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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