What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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