A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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