- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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