- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Roses are red, violets are purple.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

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