What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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