Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Penis

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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4 hours later.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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