- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Wolfjob.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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