A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

I am a women

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Christianity.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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