what did the fart say to the butt........bye

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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