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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What's blue? The sky.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

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