What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Not a joke.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

sweating like antoni with a girl

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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