- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

I'd like to make a withdraw

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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