- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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