what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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