Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Penis.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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