Vote this down and get DOXED

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Neither have I

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Anti Joke

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