Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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