- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

A Serbian Film

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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