A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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