- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Banana Hamock.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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