Why are trees green? I have no idea

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Women's Rights.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

i like it in the mouth

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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