- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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