What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

James Patrick Campbell

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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