What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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