- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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