- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Banana Hamock.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Rebecca Black

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

why is pie good. because it just is.

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