- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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