- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

1+1=2

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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