- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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