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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Velcro. What a rip off.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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