Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What's blue? The sky.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Velcro. What a rip off.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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