Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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Set up Punch line.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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