- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

scientology.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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