What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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this is stupid .... yep

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Anti Joke

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