What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

a woman votes!

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

360 NO SCOPE

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

speech and debate.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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