What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Netflix and chill

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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