- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

feminists.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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