- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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