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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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