Life

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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