- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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