Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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hashtags suck balls

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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