Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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