- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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