- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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