There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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