- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

4 hours later.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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