Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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taking out the trash... at night

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Anti Joke

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