- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Weed.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

ask me if im a door yes

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??