Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Not a joke.

Your mother is so fat.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Womens basketball

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

AIDS

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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