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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

a seal walks into a club.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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