- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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